The revolution of high-tech media – meet noPhone, the revolutionary handset that helps you more than you think!

If you’re sick of annual releases from Samsung, iPhone and other high-tech moguls, you can be relieved to find out that a new and ingenious device could prove itself to be the next best thing around. noPhone is a waterproof, shatterproof handset that doesn’t  need charging to work. It is extremely resistant to NSA surveillance and hacking and is not equipped with Bluetooth or Wi Fi. Heck, the phone doesn’t even have a cellular connection or a screen either!

noPhone is a mobile surrogate that helps smartphone addicts get rid of their everendless mobile networking connection problems. It stimulates the weight and dimensions of everyday smartphones as well! This lovely surrogate device can help you improve social skills and eye-contact skills in no time!


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