I got 99 problems but a problem ain’t one… wut?
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use regular expressions.” Now they have two problems.
- Some people, when faced with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use #binary.” Now they have 10 problems.
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use #threads,” and then two they hav erpoblesms.
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use #multithreading”. Nothhw tpe yawrve o oblems.
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use mutexes.” Now they have
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: “I know, I’ll use caching.” Now they have one problems.
- Some people see a problem and think “I know, I’ll use #Java!” Now they have a ProblemFactory.
- Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think “I know, I’ll use floating point arithmetic.” Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
- Some people, wanting an escape from their full-time job, think “I know, I’ll contribute to open source.” Now they have two full-time jobs.
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think: “I know, I’ll think outside the box!” Now, they have 3.75 problems, an entirely new framework, and three dozen toll house cookies cooling in the kitchen.
- Some people when confronted with a desire to use pithy quotes in their presentations think “I know, I’ll use something from Star Wars”. Now two problems they have.
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use #UTF8.” Now they à??????µ?ç°§ùÔ_¦Ñ?.
- “I’ll use #PHP!” Now they have (“1 apple” + “1 orange”) problems.
- “I’ll use #Perl!” Now they have more than one way to have more than one problem….
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use Shareware.” Now they have two trials.
- Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, “I know, I’ll use delegations.” Now their problem is a problem of their problem.
